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UMMM!!! SLUTTY BROWNIES.

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Sometimes a bitch has to live, you know?

So I felt like this year was MY TURN because recently I found out about something called SLUTTY BROWNIES.

YES. YES. AND YES.

You heard that right. They’re brownies, and man, they are SLUT-TAY.

Not just kind of slutty though, but like a full blown, bending over in front of your boyfriend with no underwear on, biggest slut ever brownies.

WHY? Well…….

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This isn’t some basic bitch, boring one layer brownie recipe, this is THREE LAYERS, guys. Plus ice cream.

Obviously the majority of my recipes are on the healthier, cleaner side but since Halloween is around the corner I figured I couldn’t NOT introduce you guys to this recipe, #REBEL.

But backstory first: I met Gaby of the insane blog, What’s Gaby Cooking in New York City when we both met with the Skinnygirl team. We immediately clicked & while we were chatting away she mentioned that she had this recipe called Slutty Brownies. Obviously I was immediately intrigued because WELL DUH I NEED TO KNOW WHEN/WHERE/WHY/HOW these brownies were sluts?!

Once Gaby gave me the lowdown I knew we had to collaborate so she decided to share my dark chocolate dipped, candy pretzels ( recipe a la my stepmom, Julie ) on her blog, AND YOU GUYS get the slutty brownie recipe. Sounds like a plan, right?

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Also, I should mention that Gaby used to be Jessica Simpson’s chef ( …I KNOW!! NBD. ) & Jessica Simpson went on Jay Leno & raved about these slutty brownies. So if you’re wondering whether you should make these or not, you should because Jessica eats them as a treat & she still looks banging in her Daisy Dukes.

Here’s her actual quote if you were wondering:

“Right now there’s this new thing that’s so heavenly. They’re called slutty brownies. They are a layer of cookie dough, a layer of Oreo cookies, and a layer of brownie dough, & then you bake it together. It’s amazing.”

– Jessica Simpson talking to Jay Leno about her pregnancy cravings.

When Jay asked why they’re called “slutty brownies,” Jessica replied, “I don’t know, I guess a lot goes into them?”

Oh Jessica, never change.

( Side: you may have also seen these on Kim Zolciak’s show, Don’t Be Tardy For The Party— Thanksgiving ep, to be exact ).

Ok, the moment you’ve all been waiting for…presenting: SLUTTY BROWNIES:

SO ARE YOU READY FOR THE RECIPE?

Oh-So Easy, Dirty, Slutty Brownies

Pre-made cookie dough or mix
1 box of brownie mix
1 pack of Oreos ( double stuff ones are even better if you can find them )
However many cage free eggs you need ( see box )
Some oil ( see box )
…Your favorite ice-cream ( this is optional, LOL )

+ Directions: Preheat your oven to 350F, 180C. Line a baking tray with grease proof paper. Follow the instructions on the boxes & stir furiously. Add a little extra water and oil to what they suggest. Layer the cookie dough on the bottom of a 9×9 baking pan, pressing down to form the bottom of the slutty brownies. Layer as many Oreos that will fit on top of the cookie dough. No need to overlap. One single layer will do. Pour the brownie batter on top of the Oreo layer and make sure it’s evenly layered on top. Bake for 30-35 minutes.

Test with a knife to see if the center is done. If the knife comes out clean, let the brownies rest before serving. If the knife comes out with batter still on it, allow the brownies to bake about 5 minutes more. The longer you let them sit, the prettier the layers inside will be, but honestly I just shoved them in my face warm & gooey. Serve with ice cream…because SHIT! IT’S HALLOWEEN.

+ adapted from What’s Gaby Cooking & The Londoner

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My lovely friend Gaby also refers to these as ‘I just got dumped brownies.’

Secretly, I feel like I want Michael to break up with me so I could just sit on the couch in a onezie while shoveling these brownies in my mouth, crying to “How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days.”

Sounds weirdly fun, right.

So anyway, this Halloween I recommend keeping the costumes classy/cool & the brownies slutty. Although you may need Spanx after eating these sinful, little sluts…

By the way, kids would love these but I feel like it’s bad to recommend these to kids, err, so maybe moms: just eat them with a glass of champagne with your girlfriends & leave the kids with the travel size Skittle packs.

If you bake them, tag your pictures on Instagram so we can check them out: #SLUTTYBROWNIES.

Get spooky…& enjoy, lauryn x

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  15. Lauryn, this has made my day. I’m currently eating OEROs and I shouldn’t be because I am going away in three weeks time but Oh my god I couldn’t resist reading this. Jessica Simpsons response to why are they slutty – DEAD!!!

    I would love to know how many calories are in this lmao, but actually if these are sooooo good which I am not doubting – then who the heck cares?!

    Amazing! Loved it!”
    xx
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    1. LOL. I have no idea. There’s A LOT! But it’s Halloween so splurge a little ; ). For a lighter version, just use gluten-free mixes & cut the Oreo out! xo

  16. Hey Laur,
    Over the weekend you posted a snap story of your trip to Beaming. I was out and about at the time I saw it so I wasn’t able to catch the details. Do you think you’ll do a post about it soon? Or perhaps snap your next visit? It looked like a great place so I’m interested in what you like to get when you go there. Thanks! 🙂

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  19. i am addicted to EatPastry cookies. I can’t believe it’s made from chickpeas. Totally converted my hubs. I forwarded this to my friend and said we have to make slutty brownies!

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